The Onosecond
Wired magazine once defined the 'onosecond' as the time between hitting 'send' and realising that you really didn't mean to send that to your granny.
What inappropriate email/text/photo have you sent to wrong people? Are they speaking to you any more?
( , Thu 26 May 2005, 10:15)
Wired magazine once defined the 'onosecond' as the time between hitting 'send' and realising that you really didn't mean to send that to your granny.
What inappropriate email/text/photo have you sent to wrong people? Are they speaking to you any more?
( , Thu 26 May 2005, 10:15)
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Filthy Coffee
A few years ago I heard from an extremely good source about one of the healthcare practices of a minor celebrity.
They were apparently an afficionado of the "coffee enema". You brew real coffee , let it cool down and give yourself an enema with it. I must say the caffeine rush must be magnificent.
So, with my curiosity piqued I did a Google search for this and found a page of fairly amusing text about how good coffee enemas were. It was a funny article - very clean & innocent, convincingly sincere.
Anyway, I was discussing this amusing practice with a client I sometimes worked with. She wasn't totally convinced, so I suggested we look it up on t'internet.
Couldn't fully remember the URL - only the website that held it - Something ".ws"
I load up the homepage on her very slow browser and bit by bit reveal a great quality photo of a nude woman in a little bit of bondage gear shitting on some bloke's chest.
So embarrassed, thankfully didn't get the sack tho
( , Tue 31 May 2005, 16:20, Reply)
A few years ago I heard from an extremely good source about one of the healthcare practices of a minor celebrity.
They were apparently an afficionado of the "coffee enema". You brew real coffee , let it cool down and give yourself an enema with it. I must say the caffeine rush must be magnificent.
So, with my curiosity piqued I did a Google search for this and found a page of fairly amusing text about how good coffee enemas were. It was a funny article - very clean & innocent, convincingly sincere.
Anyway, I was discussing this amusing practice with a client I sometimes worked with. She wasn't totally convinced, so I suggested we look it up on t'internet.
Couldn't fully remember the URL - only the website that held it - Something ".ws"
I load up the homepage on her very slow browser and bit by bit reveal a great quality photo of a nude woman in a little bit of bondage gear shitting on some bloke's chest.
So embarrassed, thankfully didn't get the sack tho
( , Tue 31 May 2005, 16:20, Reply)
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