The OnosecondWired magazine once defined the 'onosecond' as the time between hitting 'send' and realising that you really didn't mean to send that to your granny.
What inappropriate email/text/photo have you sent to wrong people? Are they speaking to you any more?
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chthonic, Thu 26 May 2005, 10:15)
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Daddy's boy!One day while lulling around in the a beer garden I suddenly remebered an old friend I hadn't see for about a year. I thought I would do the nice thing and text him a friendly message to show I hadn't forgotten him. The text read "Hi there fucko, haven't heard from you in a while to busy fucking your dad or you decided you mum's withered fanny is worth going back to?" you know the usual polite text.
It was only four weeks later that I happened to bump into my friend and asked why he hadn't replied. As I'm sure you ahve guessed by now the bastard had got a ne phone and contract and given his old one to his Dad. needless to say I haven't been invited around for tea recently.
(, Tue 31 May 2005, 18:11, Reply)
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