The OnosecondWired magazine once defined the 'onosecond' as the time between hitting 'send' and realising that you really didn't mean to send that to your granny.
What inappropriate email/text/photo have you sent to wrong people? Are they speaking to you any more?
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chthonic, Thu 26 May 2005, 10:15)
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OnceI was working for the New York Times and I found this messageboard with these really funny British people on it lol and I decided to write a book of all their made-up stories and I posted all these really stupid irrelevant messages grovelling them to contribute. Then I realized what I cunt I was- they wanted to read funny stories and instead they were confronted with spam-like messages from me asking them about life's little annoyances like ATM receipts and telemarketers! Garsh aren't they annoying tho?
Ono!
So I went home and rearranged my porcelain figurines to work through my humiliation at having done such a thing.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2005, 5:53, Reply)
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