It was my 10th birthday
and I'd invited my closest friends to Chessington world of adventures to go on the rides and generally piss about. Having made the hour and a half journey, we discovered that they close all the rides in the winter, but the zoo part was open still. So we went mooching round when we discovered that filming was going on for a new tv show...


Sadly, telling him that it was my birthday couldn't make him reveal his claw hand, but he gave me a fiver and let me be a contestant in the show.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:25, 16 replies)

Nice!
I'm curious though, when did you get rid of your beard?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:27, closed)

You were mates with a ginger?
SICK!
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:27, closed)

If you saw her now you'd change your tune. She's stunning

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:28, closed)

Dyed
Yeah?
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:32, closed)

Pics
Or she's still ugly!
(Wooden meal is. Or is he?, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:37, closed)

Sorry, she's a friend and I don't feel the need to subject her to you lot.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:39, closed)

Are you the one
With the gap-toothed smile and bowl haircut??
(RVD420 has his world coming down on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:32, closed)

Yep, I was teh sexeh

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:35, closed)

Indeed!
Rrrooowwrrr!! *paedotastic*
(RVD420 has his world coming down on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:55, closed)

Gave you a fiver -
Did you count them?
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:32, closed)

On one hand.....
..... but now he's dead.
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:49, closed)

Did you see him on 'celebrity' Millionaire?
He walks away with X thousand pounds for charity, and Chris Tarrant piped up, like he always does:

"Give him a big hand!"

Fucking classic.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:11, closed)

I watched that episode of Millionaire
in the expectation that would happen.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:43, closed)

Love the hair cut.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:02, closed)

Bloody Hell
That Jeremy Beadle has got long arms eh?
(lurkylurklurk swings more, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:46, closed)

Beadle FTW
That is all
( TheMagicDwarf is back like ballroom dancing, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:18, closed)