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Hotdog asks: Ever been on TV? I once managed to "accidentally" knock Ant (but not Dec) over live on the box.

We last asked this in 2004, but we know you've sabotaged more telly since then

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:08)
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Dragon's Den take 2
By popular demand I will expand on my previous post.

I developed a revolutionary system for the intensive indoor farming of Australian crayfish.

I shit you not.

My highlights include, but were not limited to:

- Duncan Banantyne arguing he knew that restaurants would not wish to buy live crayfish but frozen ones. He should know, he quipped, as he owned a restaurant. Until I pointed out that his chef was one of my customers.

- Deborah "don't call me Debs" Meaden who was out for ethical reasons and said at the end "You came for an investment but turned out to be a bit of a wet fish", to which I replied "No, I came here to see dragons and only found pussycats"

- The foppish-haired Australian one that pointed out transport would be "an issue" and didn't like me informing him that they had been shipped from Brisbane a week earlier courtesy of Singapore Airlines, been down to Cornwall for a few days to recoup before heading to London with me on a train and being cooked by a Michellin starred chef that morning before heading to the studio in a taxi.

Unsuprisingly I was cut to about 15 seconds. I stand by my previous comments - they are all cunts.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:08, 11 replies)
have a click
because it sounds like you deserve one.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:14, closed)
I like it
good work
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:37, closed)
Damn I wish I'd seen that one

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:43, closed)
Dragons Den
A bunch of self publicising shysters, who are intellectual pigmies compared to their victims
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:14, closed)
You've done the world a service, mate
thankyou for bringing that gaggle of cunts down to size... god, they really, really, REALLY are cunts, arent they??? *click*
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:43, closed)
I've never seen a whole episode
because I find the silly cunts supremely irritating, but I know the premise. Sounds like you had it pretty much sorted anyway - shame you didn't get the money but at least you gave them an earful of abuse.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:27, closed)
Why so skeptical?
We fly fresh-caught salmon and crabs down to Seattle and out to Asia several times a day. Nothing surprising about shipping crayfish; unless, as you say, they were just being "cunts".
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:08, closed)
that bannatyne
is a weapons grade CUNT
and deserves to have his stupid leering face burnt right off


fucking scrote
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:02, closed)
Good stuff
And nice to see the Dragons bringing out such bile and vitriol in everyone here! They ARE a bunch of Cunts. :o)
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:21, closed)
What a smug bunch of CUNTS
How much do your crayfish farms cost and can I buy them in the UK? Since my housemate won't let us buy a Javan Rhino*, I may have to settle for a small indoor crustacean farm instead...

* Long story: basically when we had mice and rats, we suggested a few cats to sort them out. Then a few dogs to drive out the infestation of prolifically breeding cats. Then something else to drive out the dogs, eventually culminating in us hypothetically having a Siberian Tiger infestation, which we felt could only be driven out of the house by a very determined Javan Rhinoceros. Our housemate has since reneged on the agreement that we could just cut to the chase and get the rhino to drive out the mice...
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:24, closed)
Always open to offers
a 1m x 1m pallet bin in the corner of your lounge should see you with 40kg of crayfish once every six months.

You will be the envy of all your friends at BBQ's. I could throw in an old oil drum or some tyres to cook them if you like?
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:06, closed)

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