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A friend was once given a biopsy by a sleep-deprived junior doctor.
They needed a sample of his colon, so inserted the long bendy jaws-on-the-end thingy, located the suspect area and... he shot through the ceiling. Doctor had forgotten to administer any anaesthetic.

What was your ouchiest moment?

(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:29)
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Trapping
My knob in my flies as a youngster. I literally had to pull as hard as i could and damage the little chap to get it out. I have never done it since.

Length- about a 1cm smaller after my bespoke mini op
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:56, 8 replies)
I feel your pain
Literally, unfortunately. Button flies FTW!
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 18:11, closed)
Ouchy!

(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 9:22, closed)
I've done this more than once
And boy does it bleeeed.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 19:08, closed)
It sure does
Reminds me of, something about mary, where he gets his nob trapped and the fireman shouts, "We got a bleeder"
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 9:22, closed)
circumcision
I wondered what sort of medical reasons there were for circumcision and my friend told me of when he properly zipped his foreskin up in his flies as a kid. He had to go hospital where they had terrible trouble sorting it out. It had been quite a while and it wasn't looking very good, they told him that they were going to give it one more go and if it failed they would have to circumcise. With one final, dramatic yank he was freed. His penis apparently ballooned up to the size of a grown man's - he told me he went round his nan's and got it out going "look at my massive willy" - she scalded him telling him to put it away, but he found out from his mum later she thought it was hilarious.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 22:58, closed)
hehe!
Someone I know got shot in the cock with a paintball, he had great pleasure in taking it out and showing us the swollen mess.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 9:26, closed)
She scalded him?
That's one hot cock!
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:51, closed)
I wear button-fly jeans precisely for this reason.
Well, that and I was told as a wee nipper that chicks wet their knickers at the sight of button flies.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 0:08, closed)

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