Ouch!A friend was once given a biopsy by a sleep-deprived junior doctor.
They needed a sample of his colon, so inserted the long bendy jaws-on-the-end thingy, located the suspect area and... he shot through the ceiling. Doctor had forgotten to administer any anaesthetic.
What was your ouchiest moment?
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chthonic, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:29)
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Teeth. I hate them.'twas a lovely summers day, spent in the gym as per. Sparring with a friend, all is lovely until I take a belter of a hook to the jaw. "Ouch" thinks I, then nothing of it.
Fast forward a few weeks, the areas a little bit tender and swollen. nothing serious.
Couple of days later, absolute agony, swellings gone though. Go through 3 days of this before another 4 days of heavy painkiller use to numb it, the mindset being "leave it and itll go away" until I finally complain to the mother and she books me a dental appointment. (Cheek swollen massively, but I didnt realise.)
Day of the dentist comes, im still off my face on the strongest painkillers I can find and taking more than I should. Dentist goes to work.
The hook had knocked my tooth ever so slightly out of place, the root doing something to a nerve making it hurt like fuck. And where the little gap where the root was became a lovely little abcess.
Root Canal needed - painkiller prescription to get me to the day of the root canal. Dentist gives me a pat on the back for the 3 days of pain tolerance and im "more man" than him back when I was 15.
Day of the Root Canal rolls around - Syringe. Right into the fucking abcess. Im not sure how it happened, but I ended up rabbit punching the dentist on the chin, as he was causing me the most pain ive ever been in.
He took it well and still did the work though, god bless the man.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 2:52, 3 replies)
That sounds fucking painful!I once heard a muslim man having an abcess sryinged/lanced from his neck, his screams sounded like a young child or baby, i have never heard anything like it. He was screaming for Allah but he definately didn't show up, as the screaming went on for a good ten minutes :\ I now know what torture sounds like :(
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 9:32, closed)
hmm..Wouldnt be surprised if it were the same dentist!
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:59, closed)
Could be...I think his name was Josef Mengele
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josef_Mengele
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 11:03, closed)
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