Yes it hurts, No they don't give out much info on how to tend your poor torn up manhood
I had mine done about 5 years ago, when I was 40. It had been bothering me for ages and I took the plunge and got the GP to refer me to the knob doctor. One op later, and I emerged from post-op fug and was allowed to call my wife to take me home. I was asked if I could urinate, i tried and it worked. Then Nursey just handed me some dressings and said "there you are love, just wrap him up with that and be careful for a few days"!

I have to say that the sight of a freshly butchered spam javelin is not one of the most pleasant I have encountered, even less so as it was my own. Indeed I did wonder if it would ever get back to normal size/colour/proportions.

Worst pain was accidentally copping a stiffy whilst the stitches were still in. Wince.

Best time was first game of hide the sausage (post-op) with Mrs Splurgle, felt like I was 13 again and just discovered wanking for the first time.
(urgle-splurgle molesting small goats since, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:11, Reply)