Ouch!A friend was once given a biopsy by a sleep-deprived junior doctor.
They needed a sample of his colon, so inserted the long bendy jaws-on-the-end thingy, located the suspect area and... he shot through the ceiling. Doctor had forgotten to administer any anaesthetic.
What was your ouchiest moment?
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chthonic, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:29)
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Please, don't do this to your love spuds - Ever!It was a very cold day three years ago at work... I'd just been out for a bracing, yet particularly satisfying cigarette and thought I'd nip to the loo on my way back to my desk. Whilst in the cubicle I noticed that due to said parkiness I was feeling uncomfortably tight in the ballbag department. Oh Ho! Thinks I, I'll just stretch them out a little bit...
I've been blown up, crashed into, scalded, punched, burned, thrown down the stairs, cut open and have even been nailed to a shed on one interesting occasion but nothing had prepared me for the sheer unadulterated agony I experienced...
It was like someone took a flamethrower to my boy bits. There was I, eyes, fists and buttocks fully clenched, dizzy with pain and dangerously close to passing out. Hitting the cubicle and swearing as quietly as I could for about three minutes. Never do this...
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JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 23:26,
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I done something similarwhen huddled against the cold, the wrinkly bit is really tender. Especially when you go to itch it a bit too vigourously and you snag your thumbnail in those folds. It feels like someone has stubbed a cigar on it and no amount of caressing alleviates the pain.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 23:36,
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