well, at the time writing
I currently have 7 stitches down the shaft of my cock!!

that hurt! (well still does a bit to be honest!)
(Kip, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 13:28, 7 replies)

POINH.
(don't)
How come?
( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 13:48, closed)

had a nice big lump removed
that's gone to histology to be checked out, the quacks are 99.9% sure it's not the big C but had to have it checked out anyway, prob just a cyst or something.

Was a little awkward having the opp on Wednesday though, with 4 female nurses, 1 female and 1 male surgeon.

(Can provide pics if required?)
(Kip, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 13:56, closed)

No. Please don't.
And... was expecting an hilarious mishap story.
Genuinely glad that they think it's benign. I'll keep my fingers crossed for you for the results. Take care, stay chipper: I think if I were in your position I'd be bricking it- even though logically if you've been given "99.9%" then the results are a mere formality.
( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 14:09, closed)

what, like sticking it in the bacon slicer or something? alas no.
I was bricking it when it first appeared and then proceeded to get larger, especially after googling 'cancer of the penis' (not for the squeamish!)

but after a few consultations I've had my mind put at rest, no point worrying as yet.

cheers for the crossed fingers.
(Kip, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 14:28, closed)

Yeh, let's see the needlework!
Fucking hell, man up you pussies - you scared of turning into queers or something?? :D
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 18:23, closed)

7 bitches on your cock?

Damn! You pimp!

...oh wait, right.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 17:18, closed)

I know which I'd prefer!

(Kip, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 11:39, closed)