Ouch!A friend was once given a biopsy by a sleep-deprived junior doctor.
They needed a sample of his colon, so inserted the long bendy jaws-on-the-end thingy, located the suspect area and... he shot through the ceiling. Doctor had forgotten to administer any anaesthetic.
What was your ouchiest moment?
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chthonic, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:29)
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POINH.(don't)
How come?
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 13:48,
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had a nice big lump removedthat's gone to histology to be checked out, the quacks are 99.9% sure it's not the big C but had to have it checked out anyway, prob just a cyst or something.
Was a little awkward having the opp on Wednesday though, with 4 female nurses, 1 female and 1 male surgeon.
(Can provide pics if required?)
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No. Please don't.And... was expecting an hilarious mishap story.
Genuinely glad that they think it's benign. I'll keep my fingers crossed for you for the results. Take care, stay chipper: I think if I were in your position I'd be bricking it- even though logically if you've been given "99.9%" then the results are a mere formality.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 14:09,
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what, like sticking it in the bacon slicer or something? alas no.I was bricking it when it first appeared and then proceeded to get larger, especially after googling 'cancer of the penis' (not for the squeamish!)
but after a few consultations I've had my mind put at rest, no point worrying as yet.
cheers for the crossed fingers.
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Yeh, let's see the needlework!Fucking hell, man up you pussies - you scared of turning into queers or something?? :D
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 18:23,
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