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A friend was once given a biopsy by a sleep-deprived junior doctor.
They needed a sample of his colon, so inserted the long bendy jaws-on-the-end thingy, located the suspect area and... he shot through the ceiling. Doctor had forgotten to administer any anaesthetic.

What was your ouchiest moment?

(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:29)
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I fractured my elbow like that, at a wedding reception
On my way from the car park to the reception, before I'd touched a drop.

10 pints took the edge off it for the night, luckily I didn't move it around by the morning so I ended up with painkillers and a sling, instead of an operation and some metal pins.
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 22:44, 1 reply)
Yeah, the nice Aussie
lady doctor at A&E was not impressed when I described the situation in my pissed up state as by then I was exhausted and barely coherent. One of those occasions when the truth is less believable than most other explanations you could think of.
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