Different hairs about my person
are anchored in different way. Head hairs are fairly well anchored, but the hairs about the temples can be yanked out if they get snagged in the hinge on Mrs Sandettie's spectacles.

I can pull any errant nose-hairs out without bother, but trying to pull out the brutishly thick eyebrow hairs I am beginning to cultivate in my inexorable slide towards forty-ness is hard bloody work. I think they're actually rooted in my skull like teeth.

However, pubes fall away like thistledown. If lying in bed and I happen to scratch, I can come away with two or three between my fingers which pisses off Mrs Sandettie no end when I sprinkle them onto the book she's reading.

The last time I did this, she reached over and plucked out a solitary hair from my scrotum. Those pubes aren't loosely thatched in. They're knotted from behind like a rug and then sealed with something. It came out and I yelped like a dog whose paw had been trod on. I looked down to see and it'd actually began to bleed from a small vacant hair follicle.

How people can wax down there is beyond me.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 1:12, 2 replies)

Don't ever try it.
It hurts. Lots.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:53, closed)

I have the same eyebrow issues
I have to trim the thick curly ones off. It's like I've got blond pubes above my eyes.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 13:53, closed)