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A friend was once given a biopsy by a sleep-deprived junior doctor.
They needed a sample of his colon, so inserted the long bendy jaws-on-the-end thingy, located the suspect area and... he shot through the ceiling. Doctor had forgotten to administer any anaesthetic.

What was your ouchiest moment?

(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:29)
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OW!
that looks horrible! i've got fairly high doorhandles in my place, i've been known to catch a nipple on them more than once whilst walking around bra-less, that hurts enough. nearly ripped one off, once :(
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 0:21, 1 reply)
the idea of "ripping a nipple off"
along with slitting open an eyeball is one of the injuries i only have to think of to feel sick.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 0:33, closed)
thanks to an over-enthusiastic ex
i've got 2 teeth-shaped scars at the top of one nipple
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 0:41, closed)
AUUUGGHOOWW

(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 0:46, closed)
not as bad, but still painful
sleeping on your side, partner turns over and catches your nipple under his elbow...
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 0:51, closed)
nipple-cripple
At school a mate of mine had his nipple ripped off in rugby. It bled loads and he eventually got name name nipple-cripple for the rest of his school days. Ah, kinds can be so cruel.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:47, closed)
hahaha!
that's a great name! i've got a mate with 3 nipples, she got called triple nipple
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 18:15, closed)
I thought I did that once
Unbeknownst to myself, the little ball in one of my nipple ring had fallen out. As I slid sideways into the shower one night, the remaining ring part hooked on the aluminium angle extrusion that forms the corner of the door recess. I felt it catch, but it was too late, the momentum carried on and all I could do was watch my nipple stretch out and to the left about 5 inches. I had enough momentum to open the ring up so that it looked like a fishhook and released itself.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 7:33, closed)

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