Ouch!A friend was once given a biopsy by a sleep-deprived junior doctor.
They needed a sample of his colon, so inserted the long bendy jaws-on-the-end thingy, located the suspect area and... he shot through the ceiling. Doctor had forgotten to administer any anaesthetic.
What was your ouchiest moment?
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chthonic, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:29)
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I'll tell you what - the girl who lives upstairs from me is a right dozy mare.Keeps walking into doors - really clumsy.
Keeps herself to herself, mind.
Luka, I think her name is.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:32,
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Luka is a little boyjust saying
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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 11:14,
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Your mother's a little boy.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 11:15,
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possiblybut he would still understand a lyric before using it in a crap gag
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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 11:20,
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Oh chill out - life really is too short, and you won't get laid pointing out lyric discrepencies in shit jokes.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 11:31,
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well just so long as we are agreed it was a shit joke*continues shagging impressionable nubile*
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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 11:37,
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*young sheep*?(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:00, closed)
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