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A friend was once given a biopsy by a sleep-deprived junior doctor.
They needed a sample of his colon, so inserted the long bendy jaws-on-the-end thingy, located the suspect area and... he shot through the ceiling. Doctor had forgotten to administer any anaesthetic.

What was your ouchiest moment?

(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:29)
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I once snapped my banjo string
whilst fingering a minor
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:10, 5 replies)
was it
Arthur Scargill?
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:52, closed)
No it's minor as in a child.
He doesn't specify whether his use of the colloquialism "fingering" is meant to be taken sexually or meaning "arrest".

However, since the term "banjo string" is generally used as Christ I'm even boring myself here.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:45, closed)
I think
the pun is about fingering a minor chord on a banjo. Well I laughed.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:55, closed)
D'oh! Of course.
I feel so stupid now. I'm sure I will be the subject of ridicule - and rightly so.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:56, closed)
*Points and sneers*

(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 19:26, closed)

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