Ouch!A friend was once given a biopsy by a sleep-deprived junior doctor.
They needed a sample of his colon, so inserted the long bendy jaws-on-the-end thingy, located the suspect area and... he shot through the ceiling. Doctor had forgotten to administer any anaesthetic.
What was your ouchiest moment?
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chthonic, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:29)
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non sexual arse traumaback in my younger days (around 11/12) i can recall a day when i stood in my kitchen trying to hold back tears (like the tough man I was), holding my bleeding arse with my bleeding hand which was on the end of my bleeding arm, while my caring & loving (read NOT) parents sat pissing themselves laughing at my plight... finally they managed to ask what happened... and this is the story
my dad had decided to start building a garage in our driveway. Now this was about the stage in my life where i started getting into blokey things like Diy, electrics, plumbing, cars etc so i was being helpful where i could. with the sides and back of the garage erected (heh) the time came to start placing rafters across. a trip to a wood yard was in order but dad being the cheap skate he was asked our neighbour if he had any decent wood laying about which could be used, as it happened he did.. except it was full of old nails the big rough cut wedged shaped thick hard nails, in a rush to get the garage somewhat sturdy for the night we put the rafters on nails and all.
Next day i decided to get up on the roof and start removing nails i sat balanced on a rafter, legs clamped round it and started pulling nails... i thought at my young age that i had a good sense of balance... i was wrong... one tough nail and i suddenly went sideways past the point of no return.. i made a grab for the next rafter over, my forearm got there first and found a rusty nail (cut to the arm) then as that failed to save me my hand hit another nail (cut to the hand) finally as my rear end started to rotate around the rough sawn wood the end of a particularly sharp nail lined up perfectly with the top of my arse crack and as i fell it was dragged hard and fast through my jeans and down the inside of my left arse cheek 'pinging' on one side of my ring piece and then 'pinging' again on the opposite side.. i found myself hanging upside down from the rafter when the pain hit and i let go landing badly on my shoulder
the damage ? a scratch no deeper then one left by a pissed off cat down the inside of my crack, some splinters to my bum cheek and some bruising..
i completed the job a few days later from the safety of a step ladder
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 22:44, Reply)
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