Ouch!A friend was once given a biopsy by a sleep-deprived junior doctor.
They needed a sample of his colon, so inserted the long bendy jaws-on-the-end thingy, located the suspect area and... he shot through the ceiling. Doctor had forgotten to administer any anaesthetic.
What was your ouchiest moment?
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chthonic, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:29)
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And it was an accident!!My late fiance and I were once larking around a bit on the stairs outside our flat coming home after a night out.. (like you do in the first flush of a relationship.. not communal stairs you understand, I don't do it in alleyways..) and I stood up to put the key in the lock, he was a couple of stairs lower and aimed a playful bite at what can only be described as the gusset area of my panties.
He actually connected which he wasn't expecting bit harder than he thought, right on the old Beetle bonnet.
YYYOOOOWWWW!!!!!
Instinctively kicked out and nearly knocked him down the stairs
Hurt like fuck it did.
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Sallyrsm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 10:13,
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 10:23,
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*clicks*For use of the term "Beetle bonnet".
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if instead only he'd stood up to put the key in the lock...... it wouldn't have happened.
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