Not the most, but funny...
Last night I was putting my daughter to bed - a task that has, of late, become more pleasant now the month long tantrum has finished. She is, however, in a "no" phase.

I asked for a kiss goodnight and got the expected "no" as she buries her head, face sideways in the pillow - fine, thinks I - So I lean over to kiss her cheek - at which point she decides that she does want a kiss after all and raises her head up sharply.

She didn't realise where I was (or maybe she did....) and cracked the back of her head on to my tooth/lip - there was a moment of restraint where, somehow, I didn't swear horrendously and a bit of blood on my part, painful teeth, etc (I have a bridge too and I'm wondering if it's been dislodged), some eye watering too.

And she's fine, she's barely noticed... She asks me if I want her to kiss it better and that "Daddy should go downstairs to fix his lip"...

Thanks chicken...
(james_tiger_woods is going to start his killing spree on the, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 10:58, 2 replies)

Happened to me too.
Exactly the same thing after a somewhat difficult day, just had to walk out of the room before I said something I'd regret and gather myself. Then went back in and said 'Nevermind, accidents happen.'
(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 11:01, closed)

I did similar when I was younger
I bent down to do my shoe up, and my Mum said it was time to go, at which point I stood up rather rapidly, knocking out two of her teeth with the back of my head.

Sorry Mum...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 11:31, closed)