
A friend was once given a biopsy by a sleep-deprived junior doctor.
They needed a sample of his colon, so inserted the long bendy jaws-on-the-end thingy, located the suspect area and... he shot through the ceiling. Doctor had forgotten to administer any anaesthetic.
What was your ouchiest moment?
( , Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:29)
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...Cyclists think that the rules of the road -- as specified for cars -- do not apply to them, since they are a different legal class of vehicle and the statutory law governing them is very different.
By the road traffic act, car drivers are legally bound to drive with "reasonable consideration to other road users"; cyclists are not. In a very strict sense, cyclists are right: the rules of the road do not apply to them. There is an offence of dangerous cycling, but the the requirements for it are similar to those for dangerous driving and in many circumstances, simply going through a red light wouldn't qualify. Of course blowing through a red light crossing a dual carriageway at 70mph and causing traffic to swerve around you probably would, but most cyclists (at least those who are still alive) do not go that far.
Still, the fact that there is no law against being an arsehole doesn't necessarily mean that you should go out and act like the biggest cockwad you can be.
As a cyclist, I treat red lights like a stop sign: i.e., stop, give way to other traffic, then go if I'm sure there's nothing coming. Works pretty well for me and the only people who get pissed off are people who are chippy about bikes being on the road anyway.
( , Wed 4 Aug 2010, 11:22, 3 replies)

In response, I suggest that cyclists should be bound to all laws of the road, VERY similar to cars, and as such should pay road tax, insurance, and be registered and covered by the DVLA, etc.
Likewise, they should be punished as car drivers are for breaking said laws.
Where's my hat? Oh - here it is.
( , Wed 4 Aug 2010, 11:31, closed)

I can see the point of registering bikes... but road tax and insurance? seriously? If you cycled that long then you must like bikes a bit. One of the best things about them is that you don't have to go through the bollocks that makes car ownership such a nightmare. They should be trying to turn people towards cycling not repel them.
( , Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:29, closed)

Insurance - hell yes. In case of hitting pedestrians, other cyclists, damaging cars, etc. Registration likewise for the same reasons - if someone jumps a red light, you can get their number and report them.
( , Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:33, closed)

Copy Holland should be the mantra! Fund the cycle lanes out of the money the NHS saves from not having to treat as much heart disease. I wouldn't pay for the cycle lanes unless they were actually separate from the road everywhere anyway, as until that is the case you're no safer on them than you are on the road. I pay car tax to upkeep the roads, as do most people who ride bikes.
( , Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:42, closed)

"I'm not going to help unless they start it and do it my way".
Seems about right.
( , Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:46, closed)

like I say I already pay car tax. That should cover a bit of paint on the roads that gets ignored anyway.
( , Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:59, closed)

Shouldn't I have to pay car tax if I get a car?
( , Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:04, closed)

if more than a tiny fraction of existing Vehicle Excise Duty (no such thing as 'road tax') went towards building and maintaining roads, which it conspicuously doesn't. It goes into a central pot, and roads are maintained from a council's budget. Charging cyclists for a cycle lane makes about as much sense as charging pedestrians for the pavement.
( , Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:03, closed)

...well, not round our way so much.
( , Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:11, closed)

And likewise, cyclists already pay for cycle lanes - the point being, neither should have to pay extra. It's probably in everyone's best interest - not just the cyclists' - for cyclists to be moved from the roads onto designated paths.
VED is a bit of a spurious argument, as it's chargeable only to a specific type of vehicle, and has pretty much nothing to do with building/maintaining the highways.
( , Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:19, closed)

Cyclists choose to use them, so they should pay more, in order to upkeep them.
( , Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:23, closed)

...because some of us cyclists pay Council Tax too.
My Council Taxes also help pay for road maintenence, but I would stop short at walking down the middle of the road simply because my Council Tax receipts help maintain it.
( , Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:26, closed)

Motorists pay extra beyond their council tax (VED or whatever) because they want to motor (fair enough) and thus use the roads more heavily.
Cyclists should pay extra beyond their council tax (VED/CED whatever you want to call it) because they want to cycle and thus use the roads more heavily.
( , Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:30, closed)

A moot point, but the bulk of my cycling is offroad on towpaths and bridleways, which are maintained by councils and private landowners.
Given that I share these byways with ramblers and horseriders, does that mean that ramblers and horseriders should pay a levy too?
( , Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:35, closed)

but it seems to be borne more out of spite than logic.
( , Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:44, closed)

I just don't think this pedestrian/road-goer hybrid should exist any longer. I think the delineation should be much, much clearer - as it is for cars - and the rules enforced likewise.
( , Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:50, closed)

Are you suggesting that public money should only be spent on amenities which have 100% uptake within the community? Or that you should recieve a reduced tax burden if you choose not to use a publically-funded service?
Whether pavement/road users take direct advantage of the cycle lane or not (I use all three, albeit not simultaneously) - they still reap a discernable benefit from having them built.
( , Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:39, closed)

Whenever using any other form of transport, one is expected to subsidise the infrastructure of that transport - by paying the ticket or the tax.
( , Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:41, closed)

I may be being particularly stupid, but I fail to see what taxing a cycle every year would achieve that simply cranking up the level of on the spot fines for red light jumping cyclists wouldn't.
( , Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:18, closed)

It wouldn't disuade people to any significant degree - people who want to ride will ride, just as they do with cars.
( , Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:21, closed)

Surely the risk of a high fine would disuade more cyclists from jumping red lights than they would if they paid for an annual license?
Anyway, the idea is to get more people to jump on bikes and travel short distances, no?
( , Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:25, closed)

you'd have a hell of a lot more respect for bike-riding.
But as for encouraging people to ride bikes - not from me - I don't care how you get to work - I'm certainly not one of those "environment" poseurs, I just think that however you do get to work, you should obey the rules of the road.
I don't charge the barriers on the tube because I'm going a shorter distance than others. I don't expect cyclists to expect to be able to break the laws because they don't like some of them.
( , Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:28, closed)

Does paying Vehicle Excise Duty stop boy racers from driving their souped up Corsas in an antisocial fashion?
I'm not an environment poseur either - I pay over the odds for a bike frame manufactured in Taiwan and shipped halfway round the world, that I've maintained and built up in my own time and at considerable expense. Plus I love cycling too.
You won't see me jumping red lights or cycling on the pavement.
( , Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:32, closed)

But I'm sure a bit of regulation, legal enforcement, and personal and financial accountability would stop couriers being so, and likewise the vast majority of cyclists.
( , Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:35, closed)

( , Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:35, closed)

far more respected - like that of a car. Owning a stolen car anywhere beyond Chavland is not cool or acceptable, and those who own and use cars are expected and respected for using and respecting the rules of the road.
( , Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:42, closed)

Has Vehicle Excise Duty disuaded you from speeding?
As a cyclist I can give plenty of examples of bad driving where drivers have failed to uphold the rules of the road, despite obviously paying a levy to use it.
[edit]
Taxes are already levied on the distribution and sale of bicycles, in the forms of import duty and VAT.
( , Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:50, closed)

But I won't object to paying my dues and respecting the rules of the road if/when I become one if/when I move out of Mordor.
Taxes are already levied on imported cars.
( , Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:54, closed)

Back to my first point. Car drivers getting out of cars and onto bikes benefits the remaining car drivers, so they should pay for it.
( , Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:52, closed)

( , Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:25, closed)

Er, they are. People pay for the extra, above-bog-standard bells-and-whistles, like a decent coffin, a moving service, triangular sandwiches for the reception, and so forth. But the basics are free, if you choose (/are left with no option but) to avail yourself of the service.
If one concludes that the niceties you pay for pay for to make your loved one's funeral specifically tailored to him/her are analogous to the tarmac and road furniture used to make the public highway more specifically tailored for cars, we're essentially in agreement that the basics are free, and you pay for the extras.
( , Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:39, closed)

Horse tax, anyone?
Anyway. The public highways are exactly that - highways, for the use of the public, which - other than the odd turnpike here and there - have historically not incurred a direct cost for users. On my mountain bike, I do not require the modifications to the public highways which are demanded by cars - I can live without all your newfangled fancy tarmacadamised surfacing and whatnot. Car users are paying extra due to the significant cost of rendering public highways - free for other forms of transport, which have every right to use them - suitable for their transit. And because it's a fantastic source of revenue for central government.
( , Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:53, closed)

There's no such thing as Road Tax
There's Vehicle Excise Duty and Fuel Duty. Receipts from both of these levies far exceed the total expenditure on transport though.
I'm against the idea of taxing cyclists, but I do think compulsory proficiency testing at school age is a good idea.
( , Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:06, closed)

And I don't see why they shouldn't pay VED - they already pay fuel tax so yes - that's fine.
( , Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:10, closed)

are you telling me kids these days don't have to?
( , Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:51, closed)

"A bicycle is classed as a vehicle like any other. Everyone knows that this leads to absurdities and anomalies in the way that the law is applied to cyclists in practice. Cycle campaigners are lobbying hard to remedy this; but politicians are unlikely to sign up to enhancing the legal status of an unpopular group of lawbreaking social outcasts."
www.stopatred.org/why.php
[edit]Actually just read this: www.direct.gov.uk/en/TravelAndTransport/Highwaycode/Cyclists/index.htm
( , Wed 4 Aug 2010, 11:35, closed)

I've just signed up to the Stop At Red pledge, very good idea; I shall now stop going through red lights and jumping the green at all.
( , Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:14, closed)

What needs to happen is Cycle police just like traffic police, and to come down hard on cyclists who jump the lights.
Cyclists should have to hold a license, and be subject to the same penalties as all other road traffic.
( , Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:16, closed)

www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2010/apr/16/police-cyclists-red-lights
Mainly because people are starting to get so fed up with it; city police have to respond to "community concerns" and RLJ tends to wind up just about everybody.
( , Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:19, closed)

However, in the eyes of the law, muscle power is not mechanical. Bicycles are legally defined as:
"bicycle" means a two-wheeled vehicle that is propelled solely by the muscular energy of the person on that vehicle by means of pedals and has not been constructed or adapted for propulsion by mechanical power;
As an engineer, this makes me cringe. It's saying:
A bicycle is a biomechanically-propelled vehicle that is not mechanically propelled. Although the statute is merely a clarification of case law which had previously determined that a pedal cycle is not an MPV.
Find the statute here:
www.opsi.gov.uk/si/si2003/20031101.htm
( , Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:46, closed)

Just for the sheer joy of watching the cyclist get crushed.
FFS. "I didn't strangle them, my hands did!"
( , Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:49, closed)

www.direct.gov.uk/en/TravelAndTransport/Highwaycode/Cyclists/index.htm
Please direct me to the section of the highway code that allows cyclists to jump red lights.
( , Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:45, closed)
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