Ouch!A friend was once given a biopsy by a sleep-deprived junior doctor.
They needed a sample of his colon, so inserted the long bendy jaws-on-the-end thingy, located the suspect area and... he shot through the ceiling. Doctor had forgotten to administer any anaesthetic.
What was your ouchiest moment?
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chthonic, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:29)
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Now wash your handsI used to wear daily contact lenses. Not the disposable type, the ones you washed in speshul slooshun and left to soak overnight, then pop them in the next morning, and you're sighted for the rest of the day!
Made myself a chilli and was careful to wash my hands thoroughly afterwards, before eating. Munch munch, yum yum. Then I did the washing up. My hands were immersed in the hot soapy water. So was the chilli pan.
Anyway, I sat down and watched telly for a couple of hours before bedtime and thought no more of it. Before bed, I made sure I cleaned my lenses like a good boy and left them to soak overnight.
I can't have washed my hands of the chilli-infused washing-up water well enough, because when I put my lenses in the next morning, I felt like I'd been tear-gassed. I couldn't open my eyes to take the damned lenses out or wash them with clean solution, and it hurt like hell even with my eyes closed. I had to phone work and tell them I'd be a bit late - it was 45 minutes before they'd calmed down enough to take out the lenses, and even then my eyes were as red as if I'd just lost the World Eyepoking Championships.
A month or so later I switched to the extended wear lenses you leave in for weeks at a time.
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shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:04,
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Been thereAlso once forgot to put the neutralising tablet into the overnight soaking solution for my lenses. Next morning - kafuckingBAM !
I wish I could say I never did it again but whaddyaknow, I did.
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Now if you'd got chilli on your cock instead of your eyeballs, this would have been a dead-cert winner.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 0:14,
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Do they do contact lenses for jap's eyes?(
shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:15,
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Chill WillyI chopped a load of chillies for a curry and went for a pee without washing my hands!
A short while later I howled in burning agony as my todger started to burn, ripped my clothes off and dived into the shower! Hot water made the pain worse, but switching the shower to cold cooled things down eventually!!
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Vambo, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:25,
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