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This is a question Ouch!

A friend was once given a biopsy by a sleep-deprived junior doctor.
They needed a sample of his colon, so inserted the long bendy jaws-on-the-end thingy, located the suspect area and... he shot through the ceiling. Doctor had forgotten to administer any anaesthetic.

What was your ouchiest moment?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:29)
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8 gauge just now. Not sure if I'm going to stretch it yet, it seems okay as it is. But I'll probably get bored of it at some point and change it in some way or another!
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Fred too weird to live, too rare to die, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:49, 1 reply)
get a wildcat smooth-segment ring.
just saying.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:51, closed)
Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:58, closed)
I read no such newsrag
I just squirm at the mere thought of having somebody putting something sharp through the cock.

Are you a woman who has had her fanjita pierced then?
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:59, closed)
no. but thank you for asking.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:00, closed)
That's okay.

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:01, closed)
I think genital piercings are fucking mental.
Why not just get over to Somalia, and have the lot off, a la female circumcision?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:04, closed)
I do this to all of my girlfriends

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:08, closed)
As long as you use round edged scissors.
Blue Peter suggested.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:10, closed)
oh, the sheer LOGIC of it.
yes, it's exactly like that.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:14, closed)
I believe so.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:16, closed)
This thread is really started to pierce me off

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:18, closed)
Ring me about it later

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:18, closed)
You do know that irony doesn't just mean metallic?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:30, closed)
fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:31, closed)
Pfft.
Have some poetry and a Linkin Park album with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:35, closed)
what are you even on about?

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:38, closed)
Your teenage rebellion and anger.
You no doubt write poetry about it all and listen to "angry" pop groups like Linkin Park.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:57, closed)

Nah...
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:59, closed)
and a dose of self-harming
While you tell your parents how much you hate them
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:38, closed)
i really don't follow how you've decided i'm a fifteen year old girl.
but, if it makes you feel superior, you carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:56, closed)
Oh cheer up!
It's only a joke.

I'm sure you're at least 16.


(That was also a joke)
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:58, closed)
Maybe it's because you come across as one.
With all your angst and anger and whiny self-righteousness.

Don't worry - we all went through it. Enjoy it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:58, closed)
I really like this comment
So I'm going to click it.

that's all.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:39, closed)

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