Out of my depthAs a schoolkid, I signed up for a public speaking contest purely as a ruse to meet girls. It haunts me still: in front of 300 people, I started to speak, dried up, stood there for what felt like half an hour staring at the floor and then slowly walked back to my seat. Oh, and the girl I liked laughed.
Have you ever been utterly, completely, devastatingly out of your depth?
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chthonic, Thu 14 Oct 2004, 15:07)
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Was at the lights a few days back......in my Nissan 200SX, which has been tuned up to 275bhp and which I am very proud of.
A few seconds later, up trundles a Peugeot 205. It's been lowered and has chavs in it, so I thought, time to administer humiliation. Rev engine. They rev back. Battle is on.
Lights change. I floor the accelerator. By the time I'm up to third gear, the Chavmobile is so far in front of me that I can barely see which way it went. The damn thing must have had 400bhp under the bonnet. I bet he used NOS too, cheating cunt.
I can still beat any Audi TT though. Take that Mr Cverpromoted Consultant!
(, Thu 14 Oct 2004, 19:50, Reply)
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