
As a schoolkid, I signed up for a public speaking contest purely as a ruse to meet girls. It haunts me still: in front of 300 people, I started to speak, dried up, stood there for what felt like half an hour staring at the floor and then slowly walked back to my seat. Oh, and the girl I liked laughed.
Have you ever been utterly, completely, devastatingly out of your depth?
( , Thu 14 Oct 2004, 15:07)
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the school i was in was having a school play.which i didn't want to be part of.anyway one of the parts (which i thought of) was given to me because i had a guitar.so come the day of the play,mum turns up expecting me to be dancing around,but instead i'm sitting up the back of the stage strumming a guitar quitely and looking like the most authentic yobbo you've ever seen.fucking hell i was scared.
then there was the time i tried to be the school bully by kicking the shit out of the two weakest little shites in the school.three days later the real school bully proposed a fight.me and him.i was fucked and i didn't go to school the day of the fight.
( , Fri 15 Oct 2004, 7:19, Reply)
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