Out of my depthAs a schoolkid, I signed up for a public speaking contest purely as a ruse to meet girls. It haunts me still: in front of 300 people, I started to speak, dried up, stood there for what felt like half an hour staring at the floor and then slowly walked back to my seat. Oh, and the girl I liked laughed.
Have you ever been utterly, completely, devastatingly out of your depth?
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chthonic, Thu 14 Oct 2004, 15:07)
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party and allotments.......My mate used to have wild parties at his house when his folks were away, and his garden backed onto an allotment, I'd be about 16 and was monged off my face on white wine and lager,I'd already pulled one girl who'd left early and then i proceeded to get off with the girl my mate had just been getting off with. One thing led to another and we end up in the allotment and i realise I'm about to lose the V plates,but at this point I'm seeing double and can't walk never mind do anything else, somehow we managed the act and snuck back to the house, where we were greeted to a round of applause.Some of my more sober mates had spotted what was happening and watched us, the foreplay apparently consisted of 10 minutes of me asking, 'Is it in yet?' out of my depth??? just slightly.
(, Tue 19 Oct 2004, 17:17, Reply)
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