Without clicking that link,
I'm gonna guess it's 'I Wish I'd Looked After Me Teeth' by Pam Ayres.

It is, isn't it? I think I've got the measure of this joker.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 8:58, 1 reply)

You are a rude and disrespectful cunt.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 9:48, closed)

^this

(Studentken is looking for motivation on, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 9:49, closed)

^ town aaaa-ah, is comin' lakka ghos' town.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:35, closed)

Hey, it's a good poem!
I'm not judging.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 9:52, closed)

Plus, you're a morally-repugnant philanderer
so if you don't mind I think I'll get my character judgements elsewhere, thanks.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:07, closed)

Want a good measure of how witty you actually are?
Look at your posts, see how many times you post something, then a few minutes later, post a follow up.

'And another thing' . . .

Even you are aware the first one was a bit crap. I can tell you, the second one normally is as well.
(username failed moderation, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:24, closed)

It's called the 'Columbo Technique' and I stand by it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:26, closed)

It's not really, I just made that up.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:27, closed)

Se'sly.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:27, closed)

It's probably the only way
you could have racked up 70,000 posts here.
(username failed moderation, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:29, closed)

You've

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:32, closed)

got

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:32, closed)

my

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:32, closed)

number

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:32, closed)

Ah, the "OkCupid" troll gambit.
Well played, Sir. Well played.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:48, closed)

Not that well played, really - one shouldn't hyphenate words ending in "-ly".
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:21, closed)

Well that just undermines the entire point doesn't it?
The point that perhaps someone who uses the internet to pursue extra-marital sexual affairs might not be in the strongest of positions to declare someone else to be 'a cunt'. That point.

All completely invalidated by a hyphen. I see that now and apologise unreservedly.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:33, closed)

According to more than one QOTW answer in the last month
plentyoffish is the place to go for slappers.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:35, closed)