'Twas a week before Christmas
Two years ago.
My best friend Richard Głowa
decided too "Choose Life"
he would say "No".

He went as he came
with not a bang but a fizzle
and after his separation
he certainly liked
getting wet his newly single wizzle.

When your best friend dies
there's a void you can't fill.
In the wake of his death
I even became a friend of Bill.
I hate covering up for some-one elses lies.

His ex didn't want his parents to know
that as far as drugs went,
he was on the down-low.
Even when asked
despite my desire to vent
I didn't tell them that he liked his blow.

& now I find myself 2 years on
wishing I could ignore this certain date
and wanting to say to my dead friend
"I miss you mate."
& wondering if I could've ever changed the fact that he's gone.

EDIT: Not so much overcome, as overwhelmed.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 17 Dec 2012, 7:35, 44 replies)

Drugs are bad.
Even the good ones.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 7:44, closed)

Drugs are great.
If your drugs are bad then you're buying shit drugs. You shit drug buyer.

Also ... they're generally better if you stick them up your arse.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 7:51, closed)

I buy my vodka and Hoegaarden from the bottleshop (drive-thru)
and my cigs from the supermarket smoke-shop.

I get my sugar and coffee from "low-cost" shops.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 17 Dec 2012, 8:03, closed)

Fascinating. Really.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 18:19, closed)

Well. You brought it up.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:02, closed)

Mmmmm-kay.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 17 Dec 2012, 8:03, closed)

I bet you're a lot of fun at parties.
Or anywhere else.
( Zuowan, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 11:57, closed)

Tl;dr;dc

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 8:08, closed)

Thank you for taking the time to add your input.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 17 Dec 2012, 8:10, closed)

Inserting
lines breaks into
sentences
does not produce
poetry.
( Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 17 Dec 2012, 8:17, closed)

Not even if you use the word "'Twas"?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 8:38, closed)

Are you
Absolutely sure
About that?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 8:40, closed)

That was rubbish, now do it again, in iambic pentameter.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 8:30, closed)

Thanks for the post, T S Eliot.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 8:34, closed)

This doesn't clear up the mystery of the missing mods though does it?
I mean WHERE THE FUCK are they?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 8:50, closed)

Especially when you consider how happy they were with their step hammer earlier in the year.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 8:54, closed)

Positively ecstatic about it, I heard.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 8:58, closed)

What does this vacuous dribble have to do with shoving things up your arse?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 8:58, closed)

I'm starting to see what grundig had to say about
the "bonobos smearing their faeces on the wall to get the attention they crave."

I walk away for about an hour (swim in the pool with the daughter) and look at what I come back to.
Jesus, "flies on shit" is a compliment to you guys.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:14, closed)

You walked for an hour to get to the swimming baths?
Why didn't you drive your 'ute', you dag?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:19, closed)

Thicko. I own a house with a swimming pool.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:46, closed)

Wow, you really walk slowly, you bogan.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:48, closed)

Surely you've come to expect it, though?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:25, closed)

Yes.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:45, closed)

I read this comment and thought "that's a fair assessment of this dire post"
then I saw you're the same cunt that posted this godawful poem. How disappointing.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 11:08, closed)

I'm sure you'll get over it.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 17 Dec 2012, 11:10, closed)

Don't listen to them.
I actually really like this. It's heartfelt, it's meaningful and it's got something worth saying. The naysayers have no idea how hard it is to write decent comedy poems.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:08, closed)

He doesn't have an idea either.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:17, closed)

Hey, I've got another joke you can stamp all over too, if you want...

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:30, closed)

Go on then

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:34, closed)

Thank you.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 17 Dec 2012, 11:09, closed)

(!)
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 11:24, closed)

Oh man.
Brilliant.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 18:21, closed)