
The Doveston asks: Have you ever fought back from a terrible illness? Got out of a job that was going nowhere? Secured a great victory against the odds through dishonesty and cheating? Warm our hearts, B3ta
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What's sad is
( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 23:57, 2 replies)

only to add a full stop at the end
i have nothing but respect for you now
( , Tue 18 Dec 2012, 0:25, closed)

that make some of my most penny-pinching bosses pale in comparison. Think of all the photons and electrons I could've saved by leaving that full-stop to put at the end.
Won't someone think of the pixels!?
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and then kicked him out.
He's also the fella that then went on to have several more kids (with the wife that he left to be with my mum - yes she was "the other woman) & fuck knows how many more bastards like me.
But I'm pretty sure he wasn't a Smelly Poo.
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you are wrong.
I have never been unfaithful to my wife.
She knows about, has seen and has write access to my OkCupid account and suggests that "people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones".
Not sure what the last bit means.
Maybe she knows something about you I don't.
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has been looking at you, through one of your many, many windows, judging you with her eyes.
Can't you feel her eyes? Always there, eternally vigilant, and endless in their capacity to judge you.
She's probably doing it, right now, and finding you wanting, as usual.
Have you no shame, AB?
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Taking something that has been said and making it into something that hasn't been.
At no point in my previous post did I say or suggest that 'My wife knows about you'. Your ability to take black and white and turn it (by literally changing the text) into what you perceive is interesting.
Again - I have never been unfaithful to my wife.
How's the morgue looking Dr.?
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A lot.
Essentially what I'm doing here is repeating the phrase "a lot" to give the impression that his wife has sex with a lot of people. I don't know if it's true. It seems pretty likely though. Women have needs and it seems pretty incredible that this dullwit would be able to fulfil any of them. This is probably long enough now. Is this the one that whimpers about your wife being fat? Or am I thinking of the one who calls himself 'Happy' to highlight the fact that he's miserable?
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I thought that was the merkin who sounds like Legless but doesn't say Cheers.
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It's like they're making me racist.
An internet tragedies racist.
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quietly sobbing, whilst the whole of Summer Bay runs a train on his grunting, whooping missus.
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