
When I was a barman, I stood by polishing a glass as a couple had a hushed argument two feet away about what they were going to do now she was pregnant. The bloke promised to leave his wife, but subsequent hushed arguments revealed that he did not. What have you overheard?
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( , Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:36)
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Whenever I hear of druids I wonder where they found the instruction booklet to Stonehenge.
( , Fri 26 Aug 2011, 17:31, 1 reply)

or, as the rest of us say, a load of old bollocks they made up to get into the knickers of gullible public schoolgirls visiting Glastonbury.
( , Fri 26 Aug 2011, 20:24, closed)

That's stuck in my mind for nearly 40 years!
( , Sat 27 Aug 2011, 18:48, closed)
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