Overheard secretsWhen I was a barman, I stood by polishing a glass as a couple had a hushed argument two feet away about what they were going to do now she was pregnant. The bloke promised to leave his wife, but subsequent hushed arguments revealed that he did not. What have you overheard?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:36)
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Girls, huh! What are they like? (No, really. What are they like?)I remember visiting Bristol once and walking down to some hostelry near the harbour in the evening. Two really fit girls were walking towards me and as our paths crossed I heard one say to the other "Well, what he lacked in length he made up for in width..."
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 11:04, 3 replies)
So you were called a short fat cunt?
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 11:58,
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Given your story, I guess they're like the kind of people who have sex? And also maybe talk about it? I think that's what they must be like.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:47, closed)
He must have gone in sideways"Wow, what a short runway... but look how WIDE it is!"
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