Farking Cling Wrap
*AHEM* If I must say so, I've played a fuck-ton of sport, studied physics up to university level, I have exceptional spatial reasoning.... but cling wrap does my farking head in....

I can't do a nice clean RRRIP using the serrations on the box. It always ends up as this munted mess that has folded in on itself and stuck together.

So I either have to unstick the mess or try again.

I do have a fool proof method using my forearm, but that doesn't seem particularly hygienic, and it's not how the birds do it on the TV commercials.
(Big Ramifications, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 7:52, 9 replies)

Should have done your Masters.
It covers scissors.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 5 Feb 2015, 9:08, closed)

Whatever he's done
should have included a module on Excessive Capitalisation.
(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Sun 8 Feb 2015, 0:47, closed)

Here's a tip.
Wrap the object while the film's still on the roll and then tear by lifting the box upwards and twisting the object away from the cutting edge.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 8 Feb 2015, 23:51, closed)

I hope your box of cling wrap has the tabs at each end poked in. Rookie error if not.
( MrCrisps Likes crisps but not Misters, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 18:25, closed)