Panic BuyingIt's the last shopping day before the whole country shuts down for christmas. You've been looking all over for something, anything, to buy your favourite person. Something that says you care, that makes them see you in a new light.
Well, something that won't make them punch you would do. My brother-in-law once bought his wife a bin for her birthday - it was a very nice bin, but boy was he in the crud for days.
What have you bought in sheer panic and desperation? Go on, you know you do it every year.
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chthonic, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 15:10)
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In a long term relationship.................I was involved in, I led myself to believe that I was in love all the way to the clouds with this mentioned girl. We had been playing the whole boyfreind-girlfreind thing for quite some time. Forward to our 1yr "anniversary," and to much delight to sadists, I had spaced out on the date. She'd obviously probably gone about buying these things or even writing poems of epic scales as a gift to me. With a head full guilt, I shot out the door in the early morning. We had a lunch date, so I had to get her something meaningfull before midday. I ran to the nearest record store and got her two Ella Fitzgerald albums along with an Edith Piaf one and I plucked a flower from the city street gardens. Thinking if all this fails, I'll just give her some good'ol cunnulingus. Uppon our meeting, turns out she had spaced out as well. She gave me one of the rings on her fingers........and some fellatio. Huzzah!
Long time stalker, first time attacker, take the length and enjoy it...
(, Wed 4 Jan 2006, 18:11, Reply)
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