Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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surprised it's not been done...In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.
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I think you'll find,In the beginning was the word...
Heretic
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DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:59,
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in factin the beginning was either the intake of breath or the clearing of the throat
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 17:11,
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So your god needs to breath to speak?(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 17:24, closed)
Or the egg.Distinctly rubbery...
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DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 18:47,
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Wasn't a word at all.In the beginning was a loud farting noise.
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as witnessedby his room-mate "Chugs"?
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It has, twice on page 1.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 17:00,
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balls!(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 18:02, closed)
In the beginning wasHa-one, ha-two, ha-one, two, three four...
or possibly the word "Whoops!"
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HahaI like the idea that God created the world as a 6-day long jazz solo.
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