Lies that got out of control
Ever claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
surprised it's not been done...
In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.
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Kip, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:57,
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I think you'll find,
In the beginning was the word...
Heretic
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DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:59,
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in fact
in the beginning was either the intake of breath or the clearing of the throat
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 17:11,
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So your god needs to breath to speak?
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waxdart hello., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 17:24,
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Or the egg.
Distinctly rubbery...
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DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 18:47,
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Wasn't a word at all.
In the beginning was a loud farting noise.
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Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 19:58,
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as witnessed
by his room-mate "Chugs"?
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The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 8:33,
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It has, twice on page 1.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 17:00,
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balls!
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Kip, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 18:02,
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In the beginning was
Ha-one, ha-two, ha-one, two, three four...
or possibly the word "Whoops!"
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moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 17:38,
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Haha
I like the idea that God created the world as a 6-day long jazz solo.
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tarbin tarbis, tarbit, tarbamus, tarbimus, tarbant, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:14,
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