Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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First,the truth behind the lie.In 1990, my family went on a holiday to the south of France with EuroCamp. The grounds we were on had a decent pool, where actual hot women, where my 6 11 1/2 /12th (I turned 7 the day we left the campsite) and friend of a roundabout age (Hello Rory,if you're reading this! Gaz me, if you're on here.) got flashed by two foreign girls, very good looking and a bit older than we were.
Now the lie: When I went into secondary school, while trying to show off to the other lads in my class who didn't know me, tried to extend this story beyond what it essentially was and got stung.
I didn't say boo for three years after that.*
*(Wish I was fucking joking. :-( )
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 3:22,
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You should think yourself lucky to have 3 years to build up all that suppressed angst. That first wimmin would have gotten all the benefits of making up for that lie. You'll show 'em!
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Am I missing something here?Is my mind broken?
Not being mean, I'm just so confused.
What's going on11?1?!!
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Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:43,
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