I have three testicles
When really I one and two halves. My left one erm, exploded a few years back. I thought it was cancer, but my urologist, with the very fitting name of Richard Leek, informed me that wrongly lifting a 350lb couch bed whilst moving, umm... herniated it. It's much easier tell people I have 3 than explain what actually happened.

Remember to exhale when lifting heavy objects.
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 1:06, 6 replies)

I click thee
but only cause your urologist was called Richard Leek. Nominative determinism at its finest!

Oh all right, for exploding your own balls, too.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 10:43, closed)

Do many people ask about
the contents of your nutsack?
( bane, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 12:41, closed)

I reckon he just drops them into the conversation

(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 14:13, closed)

Hehehe, Actually my friends
Just plop it out. My, now former, best friend used to tell everyone only in an attempt to get them to ask me show them off. And I'm not shy, but it's not much to look at.
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 19:39, closed)

OOPS
ah

daisy
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 3:16, closed)

I don't get it?
Is there a pun here or something? Or was it "your balls hadn't dropped"?
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 20:52, closed)