Lies that got out of control
Ever claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
( , Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
Ever claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
( , Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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hahah
I was expecting the lads who rescued you to suddenly beat the crap out of the dude that tipped you out of the wheelchair!!
That IT Crowd episode also sprung to mind reading this :)
( , Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:30, 2 replies)
I was expecting the lads who rescued you to suddenly beat the crap out of the dude that tipped you out of the wheelchair!!
That IT Crowd episode also sprung to mind reading this :)
( , Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:30, 2 replies)
yeah I thought that as I was writing it
maybe I should have played dead and got him a kicking for making me muddy.
( , Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:37, closed)
maybe I should have played dead and got him a kicking for making me muddy.
( , Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:37, closed)
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