Ooops
One afternoon, I was sitting in a traditional English pub with my mate and for a bit of fun I invented a lie and said to him "I had a kebab for my breakfast". "That's disgusting!" he exclaimed quickly following up with "You fucking animal!". I defended my position by telling him "It's a perfectly reasonable morning meal. Forrins eat them. You'd eat a croisant wouldn't you? So why not a kebab?". The discussion continued for some time.

Unbeknownst to us, a visiting American tourist, who happened to be a pilot, was sitting nearby. He had heard everything. So startled was he by the breakfast antics of this "crazy limey" that he texted all of his mates, who also happened to be pilots, to tell them the shocking, gruesome and revolting fabricated facts. His mates who were flying at the time received the texts and due to a combination of replying "OMFG that is gross dude!" and temporarily losing vision because their brains could not digest such information whilst continuing to provide eye to brain connectivity, four of them crashed resulting in nearly three thousand dead and six thousand injured.

I ain't never going to lie about what I had for breakfast again.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:04, 4 replies)

OMG you totally made that up!
"This really happened" etc.

Hahahaha
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:07, closed)

"Unfunny prats telling unfunny jokes"
for me I fear.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 12:01, closed)

Not to mention snide comments and Honda Accords.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 12:29, closed)

as organised by
"Sanctimonious cunts with nothing better to do"
(mymilkshakebringsallthemongstotheyard poison hearts, poison minds - joining hate, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 18:46, closed)