Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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Grandma's handsA while back I was with a young lady who I had only been aquatinted with for a few boozy hours and she was in the process of getting my old german soldier goose-stepping good and proper, and, just as the one-eyed postman was about to deliver his parcel, a song came on the stereo,
It was bill withers 'grandma's hands'
I have lied to my self for a long time 'I did not cum whilst receiving a hand job whilst thinking about my Gran's hands doing it'
oh the shame, I could not wash enough, thoughts cannot be unthought,
which is why I now perform coitus blindfolded and in complete silence......
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 23:45, 1 reply)
For "the one-eyed postman was about to deliver his parcel"this deserves a click.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 0:13, closed)
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