PE LessonsFor some they may have been the highlight of the school week, but all we remember is a never-ending series of punishments involving inappropriate nudity and climbing up ropes until you wet yourself.
Tell us about your PE lessons and the psychotics who taught them.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:36)
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Urgh tennisAt school, for a group of us eggheads, only 1 lesson per week was dedicated to sport which was just as well, we were fecking hopeless at sport.
However, we did appreciate the break from classes and took every opportunity we could to run riot.
Thank heavens we were never taught PE at big school.
Tennis was our pet hate and our tennis courts backed onto a loony bin whose residents used to roam freely in the grounds.
We took every opportunity to hit the ball over the fence so we could open the gate (which could only be opened on our side) and go into the loony bin grounds to retrieve it.
Many's the time that a resident would spot us and run to the fence with his willy in his hand, drooling from both ends with us shouting encouragement.
Our teacher, Miss Jolly Hocky Sticks, would go ballistic at us and get us to turn our backs and ignore the rude men which meant we would sneakily lift up our short skirts at the back to give the rude men a view of our knickers.
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:42,
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On behalf of my self and my colleagues resident in the facility you mentionwe thank you greatly, and invite you round for tennis and tea.
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Wehave never forgotten and still use those images for our private times. And .. Thank You!
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:56, closed)
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