A wee pearoast to start....
2nd year PE.....

We were playing rugby.

A large, speccy, nerdy type received a pass. He spotted a gap amid the throng of juvenile bodies, and hit the accelerator. This was going to be his big moment - a try of all things! He was no longer going to be a nerd, but a sporting legend!

Strangely his opponents appeared somewhat reticent in tackling him, and he ploughed on towards the try line.

What he had failed to realise was that his cock had flopped out of his shorts as he bombed towards the aghast defensive line, scaring the bejesus out of all before him. No wonder no one attempted to 'tackle' him.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:13, 7 replies)

Pearoast?
Apologies if this is a dumb question but I'm all new on this thing. What, please, is a pearoast?
(dancebiscuits, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:28, closed)

A repost
is referred to as a pearoast. Just a bit of spoonerism you see.

I've posted this story in response to a previous question of the week.

Welcome to QOTW!
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:35, closed)

I seeeeeeee
Fanks very much
(dancebiscuits, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 11:13, closed)

don't worry about it
it took me ages to find out what a TOAP was.
(keyboardman, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:07, closed)

Don't worry
Somebody will gaz you to let you know.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:38, closed)

You just
made me spray my keyboard *his cock had flopped out of his shorts*
click
(alpha doesn't have a witty phrase to write here, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:52, closed)

That...
really made me laugh!
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 13:10, closed)