Genius!
*click*

Although it does pose the question, why the fuck would anyone not wear a box?

One lad decided to go without in the team I used to play for. 2nd ball he was hit straight in the knackers. He proceeded to knock over his own stumps, hobble to the edge of the pitch, and vomit (to the shock of all those who drove past on that main road!)
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:14, 2 replies)

For me its the pastry cutter effect
If you get whacked in the balls wearing a cup you find the edges dig into your skin and hurt like a muthafucker. Fuckin painful. Though probably better than getting smacked hard in the balls, I suppose.
(Lizard King, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:22, closed)

It still hurts
Definitely.

But it stops permanant damage, which let's face it, if you're going to be hit with a cricket ball travelling so fast you can't hit it, it's going to hurt!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:32, closed)

Why would they not wear a box?
Because it's a lameo made up story, that's why.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:03, closed)

What's with the nasty element on here recently?
Is there any point? You don't contribute anything and if you had any sense you'd realise if you haven't got anything nice to say you shouldn't say anything at all.
(Great Amy, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:22, closed)

Wow.
Wise words. Wise words indeed. If I had any sense I'd realise it's better to say nothing if I don't have anything nice to say.

There goes the entire history of cultural criticism, swept away by someone with very poor taste in humour and who can't be fucked to actually check to see levels of contribution on this site. I have a sense of restraint, unlike the unfortunate OP who sees fit to spam the QOTW with extremely mediocre obviously bullshit stories, week after fucking week.

Well done. Well done you Amy. Keep it up!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 19:20, closed)

Seriously kids...
Having worked with children for a fair long while I can safely say I haven't come across this level of childishness before. Its fucking hilarious. Are you an adult? Fuck me, pal. Sorry if I've damaged your precious internet. No offense meant. But in all honesty if you're that concerned there's something missing in your life bigtime.

I can recommend a couple of things: One, go out and get laid. It might take some of that tension and aggression away. Two, put me on ignore. Simple, isn't it?

This is the one and only post I'll put on here in reply to this kind of spiteful, pittiful, snide bollocks. I'll tell you why - I've just used my ignore button. Just one click and you're sorted. I recommend you do the same too and try and chill out a bit. Get a hobby. Go out and get some fresh air.

Move along now, nothing to see here.
( SpankyHanky, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:52, closed)

.
Actually I was referring to the number of idiots who don't wear boxes, as I've seen several people get flattened because they're so short sighted.

I was referring to it as a whole, not just in this story.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:25, closed)