PE LessonsFor some they may have been the highlight of the school week, but all we remember is a never-ending series of punishments involving inappropriate nudity and climbing up ropes until you wet yourself.
Tell us about your PE lessons and the psychotics who taught them.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:36)
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No paedoI actually quite liked our PE teachers. Didn't stop me being utterly *shite* at the whole subject.
So 'Summer' was here, and we had cross country runs. Week one, I wheezed my way around the course, with a quite spectacularly large number going in the 'Time' column next to my name on the teacher's clipboard.
Come the following week, he says 'Right, we're going to do this as a handicap. If I work it out right you should all get back together.'
Down he sits with the clipboard, casts an eye down the names. 'Right, Moog. You set off now, while I work out everyone else's'
Off I trot.
I still came in last. Upon looking at my *new* time, he simply said 'I could have walked it in that!'
I think it was the cheeky grin I gave him when I said 'Damn. My cunning plan has been foiled' that meant I didn't get a detention. Soon after that they discovered I was good with computers, and I basically ran unofficial IT support while the rest of the class had PE.
I'm just not built for running.
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moogthedog, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:45,
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I just used to skulk off for a fag during cross-country.Once took me 40 minutes to 'run' 2.5 miles.
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