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This is a question PE Lessons

For some they may have been the highlight of the school week, but all we remember is a never-ending series of punishments involving inappropriate nudity and climbing up ropes until you wet yourself.

Tell us about your PE lessons and the psychotics who taught them.

(, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:36)
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Why the welsh are twats
Our head of PE who was also deputy head was a jumped up welsh twat who like many of that nation thought that
a)rugby was somehow important and
b)he was a genius of the game.
In the late 5th year (year 11 to youngsters) during what was thankfully to be the last ever enforced trial by exercise, he lined everyone towards one end of the sports hall and then, taking a rugby ball took up position at the other end.
He then challenged us, saying that he would be able to get past us all (there were about 50 of us) with the ball.
3,2,1, GO.
10 seconds later he had disappeared under a pile of youths who were kicking and punching with all the fury of 5 years of pent up resentment of institutional bullying - he'd got about 5 metres before sweaty justice descended literally like a fist! Oh joy...seldom has such a twat been pounded by so many.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:40, 3 replies)
Way to go.
Let me know where you live so I can go crap on your lawn or something.

And now, with a little click, I make you disappear from my b3ta.

So long, and thanks for buggerall.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:43, closed)
M'nung nang nang
Nur nur Nangg h'ngneerr nerr
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 19:28, closed)
"a jumped up welsh twat who like many of that nation thought that "

I hear you loud and clear brother
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:47, closed)

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