My all time favourite was the woman I had on my first day
Me "Hi, you alright there?"

Crone "No, Ive been waitng for 10 minutes"

Me "You just walked in, where were you waiting?"

Crone "How rude! where is your manager"

Me to manager "Good luck with that one mate, shes batty as fuck"

she heard me.......... hehe
(The Urban Badger Pressing the wrong button since 1987, Fri 2 May 2008, 10:06, Reply)