The wife...
Leaving bits of toast in marge.
Leaving piss paper in the bowl.
Shouting from room to another.
Talking to strangers.
Licking her fingers instead of using a napkin
Setting up the ironing kit, then sitting down watching daytime TV for "10" minutes.
Having that pissed off look whenever she looks at me....

Other than that, she's bloody wonderful.

Do you think I might peeve her?
( Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Fri 2 May 2008, 10:08, 2 replies)

toast crumbs in the marge.
there's no need for it. it's skanky.
(LIMES, Fri 2 May 2008, 10:56, closed)

Even worse than toast crumbs...
The SO regularly leaves traces of marmite in the marge.

*gags*
( snee held his breath since, Fri 2 May 2008, 12:49, closed)