@beckyjsbx
"Ohhhh, I want a nice man. A man with a sense of humour!"

"Let me introduce you to Simon. He drives a BMW and enjoys steroids!"

"Oh, he sounds fantastic!"

Three months later...

"He's great in bed put he keeps trying to fist my bottom while holding a ligature around my neck. I think I'll stick it out for the sex."
(TheSnark oh, c'mon, like you didn't see me coming, Fri 2 May 2008, 11:06, Reply)