Things my girlfriend does which annoy me (part 2)
Should point out that I do love her very much but I seem to have opened the flood gates.

Right

1. Ringing me at 3 in the morning pissed off her face and claiming it shows she cares - when I do it, nuff said...

2. Insisting on collecting every money-off coupon, corporate voucher etc. despite the fact she earns more than me.

3. Refuses to take the tube and just gets buses everywhere doubling journey times.

4. Going to the gym every morning, because of 3) I wake up a good hour before I need to.

5. Knowing my diary/appointments better than I do, even if she's not going.

6. Repeatedly stating that she would choose the cat over me if it came to it (to be fair I'd say the same, it's very cute).

7. Deliberately getting me plastered before i met her parents for the first time.

8. Even though she always redoes any housework I do because it doesn't meet her exacting standards, she'll still get annoyed if i point this out as a reason why I shouldn't do any.

9. Still not knowing how long a football match is (or that they tend to happen at the weekend) despite how long we've been going out.

10. Following on from 9, not understanding why I'd want to watch any sporting event which doesn't feature the team I support.

11. Making me get up before half 10 at weekends even/especially if i have a raging hangover.

12. She doesn't get hangovers.


And breathe... realise this all probably makes me look like a massive twat/typical male but it's good to vent.
(Milo Minderbinder, Fri 2 May 2008, 11:56, 3 replies)

Ok, I know happiness isn't exactly a state of mind that exists for 100% of the time
But tell me this. Why do you put up with it?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 2 May 2008, 12:30, closed)

dump her
she sounds like a right cunt
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 2 May 2008, 13:02, closed)

Ah she's lovely really...
These are all minor irritants and I know I'm just as bad if not worse :)
(Milo Minderbinder, Fri 2 May 2008, 15:05, closed)