This is bad...
But my mum has this habit (I think it's a nervous thing) of making noises before she says anything.

So everything she says comes out like this: 'Uhhmmmmerrrrrr how are you? mmmmmmmmerrrr'

I find it so, so annoying.
(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Fri 2 May 2008, 12:07, 1 reply)

My Mum starts with "Now, what was I going to say to you?"
.. How the fuck should I know? But its probably something inane about your friends daughters cousins hospital visit which i dont give a shit about...

Of course I keep that thought to myself.
(Phlash, Fri 2 May 2008, 15:09, closed)