Girl Farts
Not the act of the fart itself, the fact that so many do everything they can to hide this particular bodily function. Just let it go already, let it rip and marvel at the stunned faces of all those present. Why hide them, a well timed release of anal gas can be fun and funny.

Of all of the women that I've dated (counted on one hand unfortunately), only one ever farted in front of me, and she spent the rest of the evening blushing madly as if I'd just walked in on her servicing herself (which I did, how I know what the blush looked like). Be f*cking proud, grab a hand full of your gas and throw it into someones face shouting 'Cup-a-Pump'.

God dammit, fart in bed and hold my head under the covers for once, give me the horn that would........

Hmmmm, seem to gone from pet peeves to what turns me on in a very short space of time. Oh well, I stand by my rant, but upwind of it.

Length? Got one to last for 2 minutes once while screaming 'Hadoken'. Made me smile.
(UncleChuckles "Cthulhu fhtagn", Fri 2 May 2008, 12:16, 2 replies)

I'm a lady
And I love farting. I laughed for most of the day a few weeks ago, because when I dropped one, it echoed. Whenever I thought back to it, I'd just start giggling again.
(Aruu does not put all her trust in root vegetables., Fri 2 May 2008, 19:41, closed)

Best Fart
for noise and echo has to be on a plastic chair - awesome.
(UncleChuckles "Cthulhu fhtagn", Fri 2 May 2008, 23:39, closed)